who’s this?? and why does it has 23k notes?? wtf
I hope you are joking
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
'The one where I went to the apartment from Friends'
Bloody love burgers
New York is cool
I forgot to do a queue or anything so I’m sorry about that, if I have internet I will be sure to keep you all updated fo’ sho’
Okay, peace out and speak to you in a week
(If you miss me just listen to Empire State of Mind and think of me)
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless