May 2013
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
fartgallery:
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
chronicallylate:
“dude i saw this really cute girl on the way home”
“how cute?”
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
m0shturbia asked: sorry sorry sorry I'm like liking all your posts aaaa I haven't stalked your tumblr in a while though and it's still as perfect as the first day I followed you sorry
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Anonymous asked: So I am really confused, I looked at your youtube channel and somewhere between april 2012 and march 2013 you seemed to reverse in puberty. Care to explain Benjamin Button?
Anonymous asked: If you look at the mirror in the gif, from the back it looks like you're jacking off :3
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
Three cheers for Graham Norton being a sarcastic little fuck over on uk coverage of eurovision
With unforgettable lines such as “You should leave.”
hiluxy:
eurovision is about musi-
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
