My parents are dragging me away with them for 2...
Not in the mood for this. I just want to go to sleep…
The Best of Hipster Edits
Just winked at myself in the mirror for a minute straight. I either look like I’m twitching or a paedophile.
themusiciseverything asked: I want Tom to win. Helen vs. Tom final would make my year. :)
So glad Tom didn’t get fired, that’d be like kicking a puppy in the face turning it into a pug.
*Stops everything* Apprentice.
Fate is what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you...– Malcolm in the Middle (via wisdomfromawesomeness)
Thankfully at the time my mind was not polluted...
idk-blogthing: LOL OMG I’M CRYING
Someone at school had a “Hitler European tour ” Shirt on today. I was dying.
Stop your bitching and fight your way through it. I’m not like you, I just...– Slipknot - People=Shit.