Just A Tad Of A Fail.: OKAY FUCKERS. I mean, my... →
justatadoffail: WHENEVER. WHEN. FUCKING. EVER. I DO THESE. NO ONE EVER DOES IT. AND I SIT HERE ALL and So this is my LAST ATTEMPT AT THIS. EVER. EVVUUR. *Lol jk, I’ll probably try again in half an hour* ASK ME ANYTHING. I DON’T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. ASK ME ABOUT MY VAGINA. ABOUT MY HAIR. ABOUT MY…
Tara: Do you wanna go for a walk?
Dog: FUCK YES.
Tara: DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALKIESSSSSS?
Dog: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSS YOU CRAZY BITCH DO I WANNA GO FOR A WALKIES.
Tara: LETSSSSSSSSSSSG GO FOR A WALKIIIIIIIIIIIES
*An hour later, not even left house yet*
Dog: *hangs self with lead*
I like penis! fyi.
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Oh god I miss you. I’m kinda just waiting around for you to come back. Legit. I just sit in my room on tumblr like this.
FUCKING HELL I’M BORED
This is your girlfriend. I moaned your name the other night. ENJOY DAT.
hi my name is ollie. message me if u hav a big dick i will suck it!!1111!!!
FUCK I MEANT TO DO THAT ON MY ACCOUNT.
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HNNNNGGGH. I WANT MORE FOLLOWERS. DONT HATE.
THERES A TYPO IN OLIVERS PROSTITUTE COUPON. WOT. TO MS PAINT WE GO.
My girlfriend has way too much free time on her hands.
mumfoord asked: I didn't know you suck dick for a living, Oliver.
Ask me questions! I don’t care if personal! I don’t care if they’re about my dick! Ask and you’ll hear no lies!
Thanks to my girlfriend
I am now following 80 extra blogs. 80 extra Gay Porn Pride and Cock Mania Blogs.
What's the difference?
wtfgt: a-charismatic-young-addiction: presidentosama: Gays Lesbians Muslims Catholics White people Black people Asians Poor people Rich people okay i laughed a little too hard at this xDDD
justatadoffail: I feel like a big toe. I still feel like a big toe.
To Ollie. →
justatadoffail: misunderstoodsocialoutcast: I love you more than words can say. I will love you more tomorrow that I will today. For my love for you grows hour by hour. You’ve turned something so sweet when it was once so sour. The dark path I had found myself descending down. Is now so bright, I smile, not frown. This poem is lacking so very greatly in finesse. Which is unfortunate,...
Ollie GODDAMN Drewery. I will somehow, SOMEHOW ring you tomorrow. I have no idea how, but it will happen.
I will have violent, violent, rough and orgasmic sex with you if you style your hair like the following boys. You will most likely not go for the latter. But its okay. Either way. I will rape you. ALTHOUGH I LOVE YOU AS YOU ARE NOW AND YOU DON’T EVER HAVE TO CHANGE. <3 But srs.
I miss you. Come back soon. I’m laying on my bed and it’s dark and I’m watching Disney films and I wish you were here because I just want to cuddle.