August 2011
Just A Tad Of A Fail.: OKAY FUCKERS. I mean, my... →
justatadoffail: WHENEVER. WHEN. FUCKING. EVER. I DO THESE. NO ONE EVER DOES IT. AND I SIT HERE ALL and So this is my LAST ATTEMPT AT THIS. EVER. EVVUUR. *Lol jk, I’ll probably try again in half an hour* ASK ME ANYTHING. I DON’T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. ASK ME ABOUT MY VAGINA. ABOUT MY HAIR. ABOUT MY…
Aug 24th
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Tara: Do you wanna go for a walk?
Dog: FUCK YES.
Tara: DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALKIESSSSSS?
Dog: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSS YOU CRAZY BITCH DO I WANNA GO FOR A WALKIES.
Tara: LETSSSSSSSSSSSG GO FOR A WALKIIIIIIIIIIIES
Dog: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.
*An hour later, not even left house yet*
Tara: *Tumblr*
Dog: *hangs self with lead*
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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I like penis! fyi.
Aug 23rd
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OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK. OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK. OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK. OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK. OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK. OLLIE COMES BACK IN A WEEK.   OLLIE COMES BACK IN A...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Oh god I miss you. I’m kinda just waiting around for you to come back. Legit. I just sit in my room on tumblr like this.
Aug 22nd
FUCKING HELL I’M BORED
Aug 22nd
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Hello, Oliver.
This is your girlfriend. I moaned your name the other night. ENJOY DAT.
Aug 22nd
hi my name is ollie. message me if u hav a big dick i will suck it!!1111!!!
Aug 22nd
FUCK I MEANT TO DO THAT ON MY ACCOUNT.
Aug 22nd
I just joined TUMBLETRAIN.COM, check it out.. →
HNNNNGGGH. I WANT MORE FOLLOWERS. DONT HATE.
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
OMG WOT
THERES A TYPO IN OLIVERS PROSTITUTE COUPON. WOT. TO MS PAINT WE GO.
Aug 22nd
My girlfriend has way too much free time on her hands.
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
mumfoord asked: I didn't know you suck dick for a living, Oliver.
Aug 22nd
Ask me questions! I don’t care if personal! I don’t care if they’re about my dick! Ask and you’ll hear no lies!
Aug 22nd
Thanks to my girlfriend
I am now following 80 extra blogs. 80 extra Gay  Porn Pride and Cock Mania Blogs.
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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What's the difference?
wtfgt: a-charismatic-young-addiction: presidentosama: Gays Lesbians Muslims Catholics White people Black people   Asians Poor people Rich people okay i laughed a little too hard at this xDDD
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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justatadoffail: I feel like a big toe.  I still feel like a big toe. 
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
To Ollie.  →
justatadoffail: misunderstoodsocialoutcast: I love you more than words can say. I will love you more tomorrow that I will today. For my love for you grows hour by hour. You’ve turned something so sweet when it was once so sour. The dark path I had found myself descending down. Is now so bright, I smile, not frown. This poem is lacking so very greatly in finesse. Which is unfortunate,...
Aug 22nd
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Ollie GODDAMN Drewery.  I will somehow, SOMEHOW ring you tomorrow. I have no idea how, but it will happen. 
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Dear Ollie
I will have violent, violent, rough and orgasmic sex with you if you style your hair like the following boys. You will most likely not go for the latter. But its okay. Either way. I will rape you.  ALTHOUGH I LOVE YOU AS YOU ARE NOW AND YOU DON’T EVER HAVE TO CHANGE. <3 But srs.  
Aug 21st
Ollie
I miss you. Come back soon. I’m laying on my bed and it’s dark and I’m watching Disney films and I wish you were here because I just want to cuddle. 
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