I told my Mum that Brazil have legalised gay marriage.

Her response: “Knew you’d be pleased.”

I think my Mum thinks I’m gay.

I like boobies, I’m straight!

Exams start tomorrow

Name: Oliver
Height: 6 foot
Eye Color: Blue
Birthday: March 31
Favorite color:  Blue
Best College subject(s): Economics
Mac or PC: Mac
Current shirt colour: Green
Day or night: Night
Celebrity crush: Charlie Brooker

(Source: choke-on-glitter)

If I didn’t have such a jam packed social life exams would be a breeze.

I reached 800 followers

This calls for a celebration

Do you remember the time I tried to chat up Skype test call?

I just tried to ‘ctrl + s’  my homework essay.

I’m writing it down.

Technology has taken over.

‘Your Fly’s are Un-Done’ - My autobiography.

I was looking for my Sherlock DVD and Mum told me to use my ‘powers of deduction’. Humour runs in the family.

stopdropand-grohl:

I make you laugh so much because you look at me and see humour at its finest

Yeah but you have to remember, I actually walked to school like that