I’m looking at the effects on my webcam
When will I ever need this
I told my Mum that Brazil have legalised gay marriage.
Her response: “Knew you’d be pleased.”
I think my Mum thinks I’m gay.
I like boobies, I’m straight!
Exams start tomorrow
Height: 6 foot
Eye Color: Blue
Birthday: March 31
Favorite color: Blue
Best College subject(s): Economics
Mac or PC: Mac
Current shirt colour: Green
Day or night: Night
Celebrity crush: Charlie Brooker
If I didn’t have such a jam packed social life exams would be a breeze.
I didn’t choose the slob life, the slob life chose me.
I reached 800 followers
This calls for a celebration
Do you remember the time I tried to chat up Skype test call?
I just tried to ‘ctrl + s’ my homework essay.
I’m writing it down.
Technology has taken over.
‘Your Fly’s are Un-Done’ - My autobiography.
I was looking for my Sherlock DVD and Mum told me to use my ‘powers of deduction’. Humour runs in the family.
I make you laugh so much because you look at me and see humour at its finest
Yeah but you have to remember, I actually walked to school like that
Looking at my ceiling for inspiration for my daily ukulele serenade session